some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
kiss me in all the places 😩
"w-what are you doing?"
"Shh don’t move, I’m trying to kiss the inside of your elbow"
Heavy Metal | 1981 | dir. Gerald Potterton
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
Oh my god
is there holy bible fanfiction
jesus fucking christ
looks more like jesus fucking noah
i’m going to hell for laughing
AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
Blasphemous pigs yr all gonna burn in hell when you die
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach
“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” ~ John Kenneth Galbraith